Magic the Gathering: Phyrexian Faves Secret Lair Drop Series [Traditional Foil Edition]

Commander, we’ve just intercepted a transmission from the front, and it might hold a key in victory over the Phyrexians. It looks like the translation is coming in now…

:::TRANSMISSION BEGINS:::

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL AN ORGANIC THAT EXPIRES BEFORE BECOMING COMPLEAT?

A: A DECAYING VOLUME OF INCONSEQUENTIAL BIOMASS! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

:::TRANSMISSION ENDS:::